txtsfrmlstnght: (814): Where’s the Hot Mess Express headed tonight? (1-814): I hope that’s not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Life is hard enough as it is without choosing someone difficult to share it...– He’s Just Not That Into You (via daphneemarie)
Deciding to get back together with someone is a complicated and difficult...– He’s Just Not That Into You (via daphneemarie)
Sex and the City
Carrie: Sure, now that I’m with someone else, now that I’m leaving, it’s different. You know who he is?
Girls : Who?
Carrie: The Boy Who Cried Love, that’s what. Just like in the fable. It’s too little, too late.
Charlotte: Love? He said he loved you?
Carrie: No it’s – it’s – it’s an allegory. Look, my point is, he’s been doing this for years, years. And I’m done with it.
There are a million things that I could want in this world, but there is only...– Mad About You (via daphneemarie)
txtsfrmlstnght: (845): would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
txtsfrmlstnght: (403): SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I am convinced, but cannot prove, that time does not exist. I am convinced...– Carlo Rovelli, Physicist, Institut Universitaire de France (Each year, the Edge Foundation poses one question to elite scientists and leading intellectuals from around the world. In 2006, they asked, “What do you believe is true even though you cannot prove it?) (via tanya77) (via anthonybergen)
My Jalapeno Popper
dearoldlove: We’re never going to be each other’s main course.
Be careful, though, because if you start believing that bad things happen for a...– Scrubs (via daphneemarie)
It sucks because I know he’s out there falling in and out of love with girls who...– Dawsons Creek (via daphneemarie)
Even if the sky is falling down like she supposed to be, She gets down low for...– Lil’ Wayne/ Down This is my favorite part the song. (via jeezywhite)
This is ignorance. Failure to evolve is failure to...
dearoldlove: Our wedding day, the birth of our babies, buying our first home…all of these things we’ve done, but not with each other.
No Lovers Lane
dearoldlove: You misunderstood. I just wanted some love…not a lover.
txtsfrmlstnght: (614): good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut. (740): i don’t think she’s still your girl..plus, she kept screaming “kiss me! i’m a lesbian!” last night so i think you’re outta luck..
txtsfrmlstnght: (609): no its okay don’t call 911, she’s alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she “had to be alone with her shame and embarassment”. typical. hahaha i was just thinking of this, for real!
txtsfrmlstnght: (786): I didn’t realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
txtsfrmlstnght: (805): I’m blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Incest is bad; racism is bad. …the more we can encourage interracial dating as a...– Michael Scott (via theofficequotes)
“I’m a wicked woman,” she said. “I like this too much.” “That’s an oxymoron,”...– The Address Book, Anne Bernays (via thrushbone) (via gentlebutfirm) (via scurrilous) (via loubriquant)
txtsfrmlstnght: (858): She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
txtsfrmlstnght: (403): I’m going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: “My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby”.
txtsfrmlstnght: (607): How was dinner with ur grandparents? (1-607) I was really blazed and scared they’d catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said “Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana.”
txtsfrmlstnght: (513): I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone’s trash (1-513): GO. BACK. NOW.
Come, come, whoever you are. Wonderer, worshipper, lover of leaving. It...– Rumi (1207 – 1273), Persian poet, Islamic jurist, theologian, and mystic. (via crashinglybeautiful) (via typewrittenwhimsy) (via thefacesblur)